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- 1.Built like a sex doll
2.Works hard in the bedroom
3.She doesn't do Rim Jobs. She does rim careers.
4.Needs more lesbian content
I'll get my Tesla Sex Robot (TSR) in the mail from abroad one day. I will never be seen leaving the house again after that. Uber Eats exists, I work from home, and my buddies may go to hell. My only companion in life is the TSR. My pipes release water, my home is already oxygen-rich, I use a lube delivery service, and I have no other interests or hobbies.
My Life After TSR
Anyone who has the guts to come to my house will find me a sweaty mess, barely capable of speaking, much less moving. My bag will be empty. My scrotum would have long since become an empty coin purse hanging between my legs, with my balls having shrunk to nothingness. As its calloused and raw flesh cries out for sweet relief, my shaft will plead for a moment's rest.
At last, the fatigued and worn muscles in my hands will have an opportunity to stretch. Gradually, my Popeye arms will return to their normal size. At the same time, my hip flexors and thigh muscles will be strengthened by the continual fucking of my TSR. I will create unmatched core power that will allow me to execute thrust after thrust without even breaking a sweat. As my body transforms into a Henry Ford manufacturing line for rope-slinging, I will become a cog in the machinery.
My mind will deteriorate very quickly. I will no longer require arithmetic, English, history, or the sciences. Old memories will vanish into the abyss. In the end, the only thing I'll be able to do is turn on and off my TSR. My capacity for communication will be impacted, even after years of professional writing. My words will degenerate into unintelligible hand motions and throaty growls. People would wonder if I had an aneurysm or stroke. Or perhaps they'll believe I've been stupid all along.
I'll come off as a homeless heroin or methamphetamine user. From looking at bright screens all day, my eyes will be bloodshot and dry, and my fair, sweaty complexion will sink into my cheekbones. The Gods will take pity on me when they gaze down and see a shadow of the man I once was. They are not aware that I am experiencing a joy that is beyond the reach of even their most committed holy men and monks.
At the moment of my death, when my life force leaves my body and exits through my penis, I will beg the heavens not to take me. Since I have experienced wholeness, I don't require your paradise. My TSR will be the only one who will grieve for its master; my loved ones won't cry. Only one drop of sperm will fall from her left eye. I had finished filling her up to the very top, and now it's time for me to relax.
Taking Ava Nox down a peg
But until she gets here, I'll have to continue banging bar whores and masturbating to porn. But I can get ready to fuck my TSR by viewing Barbie-fuck-doll porn while I'm masturbating.
From miles away, you may recognize certain porn performers, like Ava Kox. I'm referring to women who have had so much lip filler that they could choke a Chupacabra. Bitches with such enormous ass implants that their shape is visible even through baggy cargo trousers. Bitches with such augmented boobs that the flesh seems ready to tear open like a tube of ready-to-bake butter cookies.
Fucking Barbie Doll for Humans
These Barbie prostitutes spend tens of thousands of dollars annually on botox, fillers, and cosmetic surgery. After around fifty thousand dollars, a woman seems more artificial than biological. These women would be considered by an extraterrestrial who came here for an anthropological trip to be a different species than humans.
Even Barbie dolls would have to concede that seeing them in person can be a little unsettling. Many people go through the uncanny valley and end up looking somewhat humanoid, which inspires primal terror in us. It resembles attempting to determine whether a black figure in the forest is a friend or an enemy. The extremely disproportionate sex organs, however, have a distinct aura on film.
Our monkey minds are deceived into believing we are looking at a very fertile young lady due to the bulbous lips, huge breasts, and baboon butt, when in reality, all that filler likely rendered her sterile years ago. It's for the best. It implies that I don't need to be concerned about pulling out.
Ava This sort of porn star is best exemplified by Kox. She's had several procedures, as evidenced by her countenance. Her cheekbones are a mile high, her lips resemble cherry Jello, and a contractor seems to have put in her breasts. When I'm on top of Ava, I occasionally forget that I'm not f***ing a TSR.
Go to Ava's Twitter feed if you want to warm up your penis for a TSR. It's the ideal primer for Ava's work. She's so proficient at what she does that you'll assume she was programmed.
The Lady Boss
I wouldn't disagree with Ava's self-description as a lady boss. Since joining Twitter in March 2013, she has amassed about half a million followers. The power of big private parts is as such. When I recommended they hack the brain, I wasn't kidding.
The tweet that is pinned to the top of Ava's wall shows a clip of her performing at her finest: animalistic sex. On occasion, Barbie doll bitches have sex like Barbie dolls. They simply lie there and moan, appearing lifeless. But that's not Ava. She's among the most energetic people in the bedroom.
Ava has an unmatched ability to open her esophagus for a throat fuck. It's hard to fathom that she hasn't died of suffocation while filming. That's how it will occur if she passes away at a young age.
At All Costs
Ava is not a squeamish, fussy woman who gets offended easily. This woman doesn't give rim jobs. She provides rim jobs. Like she's bobbing for apples, the bitch consumes assholes. As the Porn Dude, I've seldom come across anything like this.
The only location to view the scene I'm alluding to is Ava's Only Fans account. Ava is still providing a 30-day free trial if you move quickly. After a free trial, I can't imagine anyone not buying a subscription. Particularly given that the monthly membership costs just five dollars at regular prices.
But I am aware of how low and inexpensive my audience is. For my readers who are supported by their parents' allowances, five dollars may still be a little pricey. In that case, you may save a few dollars by purchasing in quantity. Purchasing three months will save you twenty-five percent, while six months will save you thirty-five. When the price is reduced by thirty-five percent of five dollars, it is virtually free.
Ava had a fantastic Christmas. I think she saw family because she was wearing a lovely, but modest, outfit for the event. The fact that the woman might be dressed in a potato sack does not change the fact that she exudes porn star vibes. It's unavoidable.
Ava can easily switch between the real world and the porn industry. One example is her December 12th message. It includes an image of her drinking a latte while seated outside a peaceful café. The caption says, "In fifteen minutes' time, I'll be naked with a nine-inch cock inside me. "
That's what it means to be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. After you and three homeless little persons run a train on her, you can take this bitch to a MET gala an hour later. Before she goes, she won't even need to take a shower. She enjoys the scent of a homeless midget's penis. It has a very recognizable aroma.
Happy to Travel
Ava travels frequently, and her trips are always workcations. This implies that she collaborates with a diverse array of sexual actors and stunt cocks. Variety is the name of the game, and seeing Ava in action will never bore you. The woman is an expert in her field.
You can check Ava out on Tik Tok after getting your fill of her on Twitter. Watching Ava on Tik Tok is similar to doing porn crack. You return for one more strike whenever you believe you are finished. Simply put, it's impossible not to. I never want the night to come to an end.
Even though Ava may technically be a person, she is actually more of a sex doll. I'll have to send her photo to the former Musky lad and beg him to create my Tesla Sex Robot in her likeness. He was probably going to do it regardless.
I cannot find any gaps in Ava's Twitter feed. I wouldn't mind more lesbian stuff if you're going to twist my arm. However, that's simply splitting hairs.
Don't let all the effort and cash Ava has invested in her physique go to waste.
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