- User Rating
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- 1.Fiercely Smart
2.Cute Southern Accent
3.Unique and Interesting
4.Good Tits
5.Nothing
Lorelei Finds, I'm so grateful you're here. Without a doubt, Lorelei Discovered me, and I couldn't be happier. She is a blonde mother from the South who produces material for a variety of platforms. She excels at pornography, semi-pornography, and whatever else you can think of. I was getting so sick and tired of seeing the same kind of woman on my screen. The little frame, the breasts, the loot, and the personality of white paint. The pornography industry is full of women who copy and paste, and they aren't even copying one another. The majority of middle-class, primarily American women are like that. middle class until they earn money from OnlyFans. After that, they're simply dull but wealthy. Honey, a personality is not something you can purchase. Or anything along those lines. Facebook groups that publish statements like that and come across as highly intellectual and philosophical, I'm sure, exist. However, I can't even see Miss Lorelei Finds' breasts since she has such a strong personality. I can see her character yelling in my face, but in a positive way.
I'll make her sexually appealing later, I swear. This girl is really cute. Saying that about a woman who most likely hunts for pleasure, opens beer bottles with her teeth, and doesn't mind digging holes in the rain feels strange. I mean, she embodies rural life, I'm telling you. This attractive guy might devour all of those other OF cuties for breakfast, with a penis as a side dish. She makes me feel hopeful about the direction of pornography in the future. A porn eutopia in which the girls I pay to remove their clothes and smack their beans are fascinating to see for more than one climax. I would gladly and often follow Lorelei Finds into battle and into the recesses of her vagina. The others, sure, I'll just give them a quick rub and tug and then forget about them once I have post-nut clarity.
An Actual One
I was simply covering a girl whose name I have since forgotten and will never be able to recall. She discussed her pasta dish and her preference for remaining at home. Good heavens, it sounded like a lullaby for the lobotomized. At this moment, I hold her responsible for my drowsiness. Because I'm half asleep, she put me in a sedated condition, and as a result, I'm unable to devote the necessary time to Lorelei Finds. But this lovely blond girl is gradually melting me. No kidding. I felt as though I had been frozen in ice by the other one. My formerly metaphorically sedated soul is being revived by Lorelei. I am now seeing a YouTube video of her curling her hair and conversing with the audience. I'm paying attention to every word she says, and I believe she should run for office. She's just generally relaxing, incredibly intelligent, very receptive, polite, and self-conscious. It's reassuring that a porn star is uttering things that are not only significant but also level-headed, logical, and open-minded.
To be sure, it's not the kind of stuff I'd watch in my spare time. However, she would undoubtedly have a wide audience. And I'm saying with her clothes on. Simply being herself in her restroom, discussing human rights and proper interpersonal behavior. I've never encountered such a refreshing porn actor. She deserves to have come so far, and I'm grateful to God that she has. She was even hired by Playboy for a photo session. Playboy is serious business. They recognize high-quality pussy as well as high-quality people. The woman has been celibate for the past ten years. She also works as a porn actress. Imagine being true to yourself and your principles rather than selling your pussy for money like a can of sardines.
Present her with an award.
This woman is almost impossible to sexualize, I swear to Matin Luther King. No wait, I swear to Sigmund Freud? That makes more sense, yeah. I understand that if I had skipped straight to the nudes without watching her speak for ten minutes, I would have become aroused much more quickly. Don't assume for a moment that I can't sexualize her just because she isn't seductive. She has a great, attractive physique. But I don't want to put my penis into her mouth. I want to spend hours talking to her in a peaceful bar because of that mouth of hers. Like a run-down, inexpensive bar in a really odd location where the beer is just OK but they still offer complimentary peanuts. Yes, I can picture us going home together and playing around in bed. However, after the initial encounter? Absolutely not. She is a lady, and as such, she should be treated. Lorelei admitted that she struggles with low self-esteem and uncertainty. First and foremost, does that not inspire you to improve yourself? You can be as truthful as a Playboy model.
Secondly, Lorelei, I'm just a sex guy; I'm not a therapist. As a result, I'm not here to heal your mind. However, I can assure you that it doesn't require any repair. Have you ever considered how uncommon a woman who is both fiercely intelligent and frighteningly attractive is? Naturally, they exist. However, in my own personal history of women I've broken, they are so few and far between. I can see that other guys are going through the same thing. If evolution was so beneficial, why couldn't it have made them all beautiful and intelligent? It's clearly better than begging for Twitch subscriptions from robot-like mannequins. Evolution must be overturned, and a new system must be created. Darwin, screw you. I am currently in charge. The prototype of what it is to be an excellent human female specimen may be Lorelei.
High-quality things are pricey.
You can scratch all day long wearing a sweater made of hay and feces. Alternatively, you can purchase one constructed of angel wings that is so strong and comfortable that you may eventually give it to your grandchild. Bitches have to shell out the cash if they want the good stuff, ya see? Though Lorelei isn't inexpensive, it is, of course, not. What other OF model have you seen with such a tenuous connection to her Playboy shoot? By the way, her tier-one sub costs thirteen dollars. It's true that the trash collector or the accountant at the paper firm aren't paying that price. However, she earns premium prices because she's a high-end woman. Her supremacy is unrelated to her superhuman physique, which demands financial attention.
I've beaten this horse into the ground, and I'm going to keep doing it. The average girl I write about is hotter than her, largely because she's younger and cares a lot about her appearance. However, it's only her appearance that she is able to market. The gym is not the place for Lorelei to eat, sleep, or poop. Or, of course, increase the size of her breasts and buttocks. People who aren't incels are really drawn to her because she is genuine and imperfect. She supports those who adore girls with a little drooping, older chest because they are genuine. If you're a basement dweller who joins lewd Discord just to beg girls for naked photos, Lorelei is not for you.
Still lovely
Calling this Thor of a lady beautiful seems almost offensive. Brown sugar, blueberries given by local monks, and butter from free-roaming grass-fed cows would make up her ingredients if she were a pie. A truly robust, hefty, hearty, and well-made piece of yum. You wouldn't use the word "good" to describe a pie like that. Since the one your mother made for you when you were nine, it would be the best darn pie you've ever tasted. Just to show Lorelei respect, in a Southern accent. But in her bio, she makes reference to how much she enjoys "trucking. " Driving a truck is what Lorelei refers to. Next, she informs us of her ambition to start her own trucking business.
An OF model with a dream, a goal, an ambition? I've been taken for a joyride, flabbergasted, and floored. I may think about paying for this ambition of hers myself. Everyone else, take notes. I don't have anything worth giving you by comparison. Most of the time, I'm just sitting here with my penis in my hands, and sometimes with my penis in my pussy. Occasionally, two pussies interchange. However, that is all there is to it. I mean, sure, if you want to be like me and screw all the females, go ahead. Give your money to Lorelei, who is one adorable mother trucker, I'm telling ya. This is an order.
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