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- 1.Body dimensions are insane
2.Tits and ass for days
3.Tons of content
4.Not enough nudes
There are many wonderful varieties of tits. Large, medium, little. Perky, low, or hanging. Every kind of nipple, regardless of hue, form, size, or length. Be assured that your breasts are fantastic, regardless of how they appear, if any women out there are sick enough to read my pieces. You may only mess up tits as much as pizza. If she cooks me dinner afterwards, I'll even do it with some old, saggy granny tits.
More is better
With that in mind, huge, volleyball-sized boobs are really amazing. I know I've found something amazing to value and enjoy, like a good cigar, when my head is dwarfed by a massive mega-rack. excessively big honkers penetrate far into a man's interior and delight his loins as though a ghost had hidden away in his scrotum. It's a mental short circuit, a brain hack. Enormous boobs force us to focus on them, regardless of how hard we try to ignore them, even if it means giving up our health and happiness.
It's easy to see why Lindi Nunziato gained such a large following on Twitter. She has amassed a following of more than 1. 5 million people. That's a huge sum of money for a porn actress. The breasts of this bitch are larger than your head and much more beautiful than the face that is connected to it. She hardly resembles a person. She resembles a seductive angel doll made by Hugh Hefner's ghost.
What is it about large, puffy mammary glands that excites men? Naturally, it's genetics. Everything is a result of evolution. The sign of reproductive health is a big rack. A woman can't hunt animals or collect food with big breasts. They're actually quite harmful to the cause. Therefore, a woman who is lugging about two over-the-shoulder boulder holders is proof that she has the additional resources to support unnecessary anatomy. From deer to Hercules beetles, it is a common strategy employed across the animal kingdom.
Significant Medical Research
Not every prostitute is fortunate enough to have breasts that overflow her upper body. However, science has the solution, so don't worry, my good man. Men are uncomplicated beings. It makes no difference to us whether you cultivated those honkers on your own or had a turbo installed by a mechanic. If you're concerned about having small breasts, get some filler in them and place a nipple between my lips.
You're much dumber than I believed if you believe that Lindi's breasts are in their current position because of nature. The kind of breasts this woman is wearing have never been created by nature. In such a manner, only Man could make God's creation better. Fortunately Twitter allows women to record their progress on social media.
Five bucks for a sucky sucky.
Japanese hookers who were trying to attract American cock were the first prostitutes to experiment with the notion of breast augmentation. These women recognized the American military's predilection for big breasts and started injecting industrial silicone directly into the tissue, which was, to put it mildly, a hazardous procedure.
However, the fact that a man invented the modern breast implant won't come as a shock to you. Thomas Cronin and Frank Gerow are credited with creating breast augmentation. These guys were doing exactly what the Lord had called them to do. Is it possible for us to give them a lifetime achievement award? Have those two ever received the recognition they deserve at the Adult Video News Awards? Without Tom and Frank, where would the adult entertainment industry be?
Texan Timmie Jean Lindsey was the fortunate recipient of those new breasts. At twenty-nine, she was a divorcee and mother of six children, which is sometimes referred to as dick repellant. She had a terrible attitude, a torn vagina, and drooping breasts. Either never visiting pound town again or attempting to use experimental surgery to fill in those danglers. Additionally, before working on Lindi, doctors needed a woman to practice on.
Fourteen years later, the Food and Drug Administration approved and regulated the use of boob implants. Baby, those were genuine fake boobs. Yet, the technology was still in its infancy, and several women, including Ms. Timmie Jean Lindsey, reported health problems linked to the operation. The safety of breast augmentation was a topic of heated discussion for the following 30–40 years.
At times, several nations outlawed them altogether. Fortunately, for guys like us, the process was almost perfected throughout the following few decades. On a world where a woman cannot choose the size of her breasts as she sees fit, I do not wish to reside. If necessary, I'm here to back a woman's right to decide how much breast she wants. Nobody cares about women's suffrage. Women's cleavage is what worries me the most. Sign me up for the picket line. Extreme riots? I'm there. Voting unlawfully? For my printer, I just purchased a new ink cartridge.
The Hip Boobs
However, our love for juicy lumps of soft flesh is not limited to breasts. The one thing that beats breasts, in my opinion, is booty. On this little blue planet of ours, isn't a fat ass the best thing ever? Doesn't booty come in at number one among its millions of creations? It does indeed. To some, it's edible, spankable, twerkable, penetrable, and even smackable. A beautiful illustration of the grandeur of the cosmos. The dimensions of a perfect ass frequently match the golden ratio, which may be observed in several aspects of nature that humans find most aesthetically pleasing.
You'll have to close and rub your eyes when you see her hips and buttocks on Lindi's Twitter account before you can open them again to see if it's true. what you observed at first was genuine. Yes, it's true, my love. It is real, though, depending on your definition of the term. Let's say it this way. Those images are not photoshopped. The photoshopping was done in a surgical theater, using an analog approach, by a doctor.
With such vigor and enthusiasm, what attracts males to the buttocks? Science, by which I mean me, has conducted its investigation and produced a few different theories. Let's begin with the obvious, even if I save the most intriguing one for last. The term "booty" has been defined by society and culture as something you are not allowed to touch or look at. Generally speaking, people are drawn to what they can't have. It's probable that a well-looking woman will be angry if I try to put my face between the cheeks of her butt in a public place. I could even be taken into custody and branded a sex offender.
The Foot Theory
I'd like to add a personal viewpoint here. One of the factors contributing to the development of foot fetishes, in my opinion, is anatomical privacy. Usually, feet are covered by socks and shoes. The foot is thus thought to be somewhat intimate by social convention, even if it is not a private body part. The truth is that guys want to put any body part that shouldn't be seen or handled in public into our mouths.
I want to take Lindi's whole body into my mouth and suck her down like a cherry popsicle on a sweltering summer day. I'm sure her flavor is similar to that of peaches and cream.
The pussy makes an excellent grip for the booty. The booty can be used regardless of whether you're attempting to transform a hug into something more or already deep into a bitch's delivery canal. handle to angle the vagina into the ideal position for your penis. You may even keep it from fleeing and bring it back within reach for further penetration by using a hard pinch from the under-cheek.
Take a look at the picture that's currently pinned to the top of Lindi's wall. Her hips are more than just handles. They are industrial grip bars that can tolerate pressures that would break the majority of women. The form of Lindi resembles a coke bottle in a corset. She makes hourglasses appear fat and unattractive.
She is one of the most popular content developers on Only Fans, which has over two million subscribers. She receives a lot of visitors. The Twitter admin should have a few servers exclusively for her page to prevent the entire grid from collapsing.
Images of Lindi wearing lingerie cover her wall, and despite how alluring they are, I still feel sorry for the lingerie. I can hear their cries of pain as they fight to hold Lindi's body in place. This kind of strain wasn't what they were made for. Kevlar should be used to make Lindi's bras.
One of the most amazing physiques you will ever see belongs to Lindi. She has the body of a Pixar mother. I have no idea how she does it, even with contemporary surgery, but thank you for your efforts, Lindi. You bring joy to a lot of guys.
Although Lindi's Twitter account has lots of seductive images, there aren't many nude ones. She wants to entice people to join her Only Fans, but please provide a sample.
In a few thousand years, all women will have evolved to resemble Lindi. We will have to make do with just one until that day arrives.