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- 1.Supercharged sexual attitude
2.Fake tits
3.Ugly face
4.Unarousing
I'm quite baffled by women like this. Barbie The person named Sins is a complete mystery. Since all of our dads have terrible taste in pornography (which I attribute to the '80s), I know that your dad has probably masturbated to her. This stuff was well-liked even in the 1990s. Ultimately, I blame Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson is a textbook ripoff of Barbie Sins, but is her somewhat superior physique truly superior if it is manufactured? Is it actually worth anything? Is it really happening that I'm getting hard? Not exactly.
You might believe that I would. You would assume that I, the magnificent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, all-fucking-porn-dude, would be captivated by this alleged blonde bombshell with huge jugs that bounces around while being fucked from behind, but there is something stopping me. I feel uneasy for some reason. I'm puzzled about anything. It's fantastic, okay? The phony breasts are the problem. Those breasts have a major issue. Who carried out this woman's surgery? For God's sake, revoke that man's license.
He did make them large, but at what price? Do you guys know those blow-up sex dolls that cost two dollars and seem exactly like a floatie? These are the kinds of breasts they are. I'm not implying that she has the same breasts as a blow-up sex doll. Her breasts, in other words, resemble a blow-up sex toy. They are nothing but balloons. They're far too round, far too lively, and you'll be scarred for life if you take a camera angle from below the breasts and look up at her as they bounce.
The area between her breasts—the skin directly beneath it—resembles an old vagina. Because this woman is essentially a Frankenstein of all the qualities that we want women to possess, it's a shame, since her inherent body, or at least what I'm seeing of it, is rather excellent. I mean, she's a natural blonde, she's really thin, she's got it going on, but the tits throw me off. It's evident that she's had some work done on her face as well. It's not a terrible job. They didn't treat her harshly the way they did the breasts, but damn, she's unattractive.
Concentrate on Her Body, Not Her Face
You tell me, dude; I have no idea. Do I have unrealistic expectations? Could it be me? At long last, is my addiction to pornography so severe that I can no longer find pleasure in traditional inflatable sex dolls? It's a joy to see this girl from behind in almost every scenario. She really does appear flawless from behind, and I mean truly flawless. She seems to be a perfect 10 out of 10 from behind. Her body is so slender, tight, and flexible that she appears to be built for pornography. I adore how this woman appears from behind, but when she turns around to offer the camera a hello kiss, my boner disappears and won't return.
She's a walking mannequin, if you will, a distorted version of someone's concept of what a woman should look like. I have reviewed men, women, trans women, and even Sharla Sartre, and I have always discovered something charming to discuss, so you know something must be going on if I am going to this much trouble to speak negatively of someone. There is nothing appealing about this situation. This is some nasty stuff.
As the porn man, I will now attempt to say something positive about this woman along the way, since I cannot end the review by simply stating, "Listen, this is the ugliest blonde I have ever seen in my life. " I take this stuff very seriously, and I wouldn't be doing a very decent job. I even take it too seriously. I know you. I think I'm the next Ron Jeremy, or whatever the hell. I need to do something to support my positive attitude about myself.
I Tell It As I See It
Thus, this is where we are. We're watching Barbie Sins and a girl called Marika Vitale give a random man a blowjob, and right now, as I'm writing this phrase, they're licking each other's feet. I would honestly rather be looking at this woman's feet than the rest of her. As expected, Barbie Sins has collaborated with many mainstream companies that produce straightforward hardcore pornography. You know the sort—the one where the camera zooms in on the man's testicles as he hops in and out of a woman's vagina, and we all collectively pretend that it's intriguing and exciting.
What kind of maniac would want to see a man's testicles up so close? What if I showed this video on my 60-inch 4K TV? I mean, what would that be like? His balls would be larger than my face. They would be jumping in my eyes. I'd throw up. Anyone who saw me do that would assume I'd gone insane. And I am not implying that being gay is the same as being insane. Because it is, I'm comparing watching balls and being straight to being insane. Nonetheless, I would prefer to be looking at balls rather than Barbie Sin's repulsive face.
Have I gone too far? Is this the moment I finally gave up? Look, she probably won't read the review, and even if she does, she's wealthy. I'm not on her list of priorities. And I'm very sorry, Miss Sins, if you ever read this review. As I see them, I have to call them, and I don't like what I see. It's not your fault. It turned out that a certain plastic surgeon was an experimental war criminal. You were unaware. I'm guessing you simply wanted to appear younger.
An Authentic Entrepreneur
About Barbie, I will only say this. She is guilty of knowing how to manage a business. She seems to be a highly accomplished expert in fin-dom BDSM. In other words, she is an expert at getting paid. Isn't that a profession? Oh, talk about being a woman. With that face, really? Whatever she is doing, she must be outstanding at it. I'm sure her boudoir skills aid her in managing men more effectively on the internet. I mean dominating someone sexually when I say control. These men aren't particularly looking for the prettiest girl in the neighborhood. They're looking for a real ball-breaker.
A woman with a face like this and breasts like that can undoubtedly break some balls. I've seen videos of her performing it. I suppose the entire fin-dom concept and the purpose of her profession is that she can be frightening when she needs to be. I claim I don't comprehend it, but in reality, I do. I simply don't enjoy it. In some circles, the sexual ideology that exists in people's minds seems to place a high value on establishing relationships with others based on one's financial situation or generosity.
I'm not a scientist, though. I'm a wimp, so what the hell do I know? Miss Barbie, at the end of the day To put it another way, Sins is truly enjoying the life she leads. Does it matter if I don't like her? She has demonstrated her argument by doing so with numerous men from across the globe. The truth is that she is attractive because so many fools are willing to give her money for doing nothing. I believe that's what fin-dom is all about. For doing nothing, he is being compensated. Women love money, and guys are foolish. It is what it is.
I'm not putting my dick close to Barbie since I love it.
For the first time in a while, I can honestly say that I'm not going to jack off to this woman, and I would advise you not to do so as well, but I'm not your father, nor am I your priest. I'm unable to stop you. This woman is precisely what you're looking for. Buddy, pull it right off by all means. After all, it's your penis. I'll be searching for something larger, something superior, something more authentic. I'm not a fan of microplastics or macroplastics.
However, as usual, I want to end things on a high point. Therefore, I would say that Barbie Sins is a natural in front of the camera when it comes to her acting and her performances. She always gives it 110%. You just cannot give in at that point, as I confirmed. If she gives a convincing and energetic performance while actually enjoying the sucks and the fucks, then she has more than fulfilled her responsibilities. If I don't like her, that's my issue, not hers.
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